We Lost Liam

Not so much lost him as we just didn't know where he was for about a half hour after school yesterday. As it turns out he walked one of his friends home after school yesterday. He went with this other boy about a half mile in the opposite direction of our house. The reason... this boy wanted to ask Liam a question. What, you may ask, was this all too important question? Simply put it's this... "How do you get a girlfriend?" Keep in mind these are 3rd graders. In the back of my mind I'm wondering if my boy is a chick magnet. I mean why else would this kid ask Liam this question?

Liam's answer was simple and to the point. "You give her a ring and that's it!"

So there you have it. He did, however, go on to tell us that this same boy went over and talked to some girls and one of the girls hit him after he said whatever it was that he said. I told Liam that perhaps he should no longer give out advice about girls.